can it please rain already?

Sorry for being an ass today. I don't think before I do/say sometimes. Nor do I know how to shut up. &then I just make a big deal out of things because I don't like it when there's tension. But it got me thinking (and since I always think a lot, it is pretty bad for me, too). I hope we can be cool? I don't like losing friends.

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Dear M.,

I vagina you.
You have a nice vagina.
You make me vagina.
You should vagina.
Someday I will vagina.
You + me = vagina.
If I saw you now, I'd vagina.
I want to vagina you.
I would build a vagina just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be vagina.
We could vagina under the stars.

Sincerely,
vagina

(P.S. vagiiiiiiiiiiina.)


Are you laughing by now? How about smiling in amusement? It just doesn't have the same ring to it like with the word penis, does it. haha. That's why I didn't post this on your wall in the first place.

But had I not begun to feel insulted a9and thus vindictive in response to yours), this is what I probably would have said to you:

Dear M.,

I will always like you [enough to be friends].
You have a nice boyish charm.
You make me happy, excited, angry, upset.
You should try to get to know me, like forreals.
Someday I will visit you in VA.
You + me = a definitely interesting summer.
If I saw you now, I'd hug you.
I want to know more about you.
I would build a calculator just for you.
If I could sing you any song it would be Love Game by Lady Gaga even though you hate it.
We could talk about baseball (uh, I know a thing or two :) & books under the stars.

Sincerely,
Angela

(P.S. I didn't find your version of this to me very funny.)


Why is this a blog? 'Cause this is more of me needing to let everything out, say what I need to and all that jazz, more than actually telling you. But you might as well know?



xoxo.