Thursday, July 1, 2010

Just CRAP

Thank you M. Night Shyamalan for the shittiest movie I have ever seen. Barely after the first five minutes of Katara and Sokka, I wanted to leave the theater.

The movie lacked personality from the actors, lacked depth, acting SKILLS, DIALOGUE, and definitely lacked a climax. At the end of the movie, Aang, Katara, and Sokka weren't a family. Hell, Sokka and Katara weren't even siblings - not that they ever were. It was just a bunch of people riding a purposeless flying biason with a meaningless flying lemur.

I would love to get all nit-picky about the horrors of The Last Airbender, but frankly, I'm just going to get angry all over again. One thing I will say though..

The fight in the North between the Fire Nation and the Water Tribe..if firebenders actually need fire in order to bend it..why the HELL didn't the waterbenders JUST PUT OUT ALL THE GODDAMNED TORCHES? -_________- And that stupid little scene where Iroh bends fire out of nothing (which is how it is originally)..ridiculous.

And..OH! What the hell was with Aang and the avatar state? I understand that the movie will have to be different from the original story but..the fact that Aang can't enter the avatar state on his own is a huge factor in the plot. However, you've made it seem like Aang DID enter it on his own.

The screenplay was terrible. The actors were terrible. And the special effects were nothing worth going gaga over. All this movie is is a bunch of nice pictures wherever bending is involved.

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